Welcome to Britain's best kept secret. Our most recent visitor survey says it should stay that way, but bollocks to market research; we're blissful in most people's ignorance and remain totally dedicated to promoting adult indecency in a none too adult manner. We hope you'll find The Daily Jolly is a useful resource for many things that most adults would describe as, well, jolly good fun!

So what's on the menu here? Think sex and sex contacts and you're most of the way there, but read on.

But before you go any further, please read this first.

This site isn't suitable for anyone under the age of 18. If you're not yet an adult this place isn't for you, so click here to leave now. Similarly, if you're over 18 but you aren't comfortable with content of an adult nature, you might like to leave now and search for a site more suited to your tastes.

When you use this site, you're acknowledging that you are an adult and that you have read, understood and agree with our terms and conditions. If it isn't for you, get on your way and surf elsewhere. Otherwise, read on!

UK Sex Contacts

You want sex, you need adult sex contacts, so visit our sex dating network to find like-minded people looking for sex contacts in the UK and abroad. If your tastes err towards the alternative or downright kinky, our fetish personals network is for you, while we also have gay dating and lesbian dating networks for gay swingers.

You can peruse them our sex dating networks at your leisure - and for free. More than half a million adult personals ads provide plenty of choice and opportunity to make contact with a partner (or two, or maybe three or more) looking for the same as you. So get searching and have a jolly good time!

Adult Sex Chat Lines

If you're looking for sex chat lines for live 1-2-1 live sex chat, kinky sex chat and recorded phone sex, you have chosen the right place to find quality phone sex to suit your tastes.

Domination phone sex (including femdom phone humiliation, spanking phone sex and submissive women) and fetish phone sex numbers feature high on the list of favourites for kinky sex chat, while mature phone sex services have proved popular since we responded to requests from a number of people searching for mature phone sex ladies and, more specifically, housewife phone sex. Phone sex with mature women has a lot to offer, especially their experience! These live 1-2-1 adult sex chat lines from our adult chat network feature independent mature phone sex ladies, UK based, all at home alone and all of them as horny as they come!

We've also added links to specialist UK phone sex sites recently.

UK Cam Sex

Adult webcams are the hot property on the web at the moment, but where can you find the best performers on live web cams at the best value? After some serious research (you may think it's all fun and games in this job, but remember that we can't leave the mess for the cleaner), we've found a number of outstanding programmes.

A big favourite with many of our visitors (and the old fart as well, for that matter) is CamContacts, where quality is the hallmark and there are adult webcams to suit everyone. Take a look at one or a few of the following:

• Girls Home Alone for instant action are here...
• Girl on Girl live lesbian action is here...
• Girl and Boy live cam sex shows are here...
• Group Cam Sex Shows featuring three or more are here...
• Fetish Web Cams for kinky voyeurs are here...
• Trannies, TVs and Cross Dressers can be found here...
• Web Cam Escorts are here...
• Domination Web Cams for dungeon lovers are here...

Our adult webcams pages include profiles of many UK cam sex performers from CamContacts and elsewhere. These pages - and our daily free adult pics pages - are updated regularly with our recommendations for great live cam girls, so add them to your bookmarks and check back soon.

There's more still! The traffic to our mature phone sex services and sex dating networks shows that mature sex contacts are in big demand - and not just by the old fart. If you're looking for raw, uninhibited, no holes barred sex, you won't go wrong with experienced women, so check out these mature live cams for the hottest, horniest housewives and mothers you know you'd just love to fuck.

There's more!

No site with sex contacts as its focus would be complete without a personal services section, so we've included UK escorts and escort agencies listings on the site. Plus there is our UK centrefolds section and, to round it all off, we have some truly awful adult humour and dirty jokes.

You're still not sure what we're about? Christonabike! Well just look at the menu and make a few clicks, will you?!

About The Daily Jolly

Engineered by a man who's probably the UK's - if not the world's - laziest webmaster and a couple of seriously intellectually- and morally-challenged cronies, The Daily Jolly is updated occasionally rather than daily; it mostly depends on whether the old fart (or Mr Brown, as he's known to his creditors) has sobered up enough to intermittently switch focus between screen and keyboard.

The site is powered by a combination of zero imagination, bugger all in the way of technical expertise, the webmaster's own smut surfing habits, occasional contributions from its audience, an outdated version of Dreamweaver hosted on a Pentium something that's driven by a mixture of two rubber bands, Windows 98SE and a large dose of patience, plus copious amounts of alcohol. Your contributions - meditative, liquid, latex or otherwise - are welcomed.

Feel free also to voice your criticisms and other outpourings of disdain by e-mailing the webmaster; he's a miserable bastard leading a lonely and largely unloved existence, so just about anything helps to break the tedium of his everyday life. His ambition is to master Paint Shop Pro before his liver gives up the ghost.